December 2011
when people retweet literally every tweet a celebrity makes. why.
my grandma is here and she keeps asking me to do stuff for her and i really don’t mind at all because she’s getting to where she can’t do a lot of things on her own
but every time she asks me to do something she says “i’m sorry i’m not gonna bother you anymore” and i’m just like “omg gran you don’t have to be sorry you’re fine...
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
i’m in this really weird mood and i don’t like it. i feel sad and awkward at the same time. i just feel like everyone hates me and i feel like i’m annoying everyone. i don’t like it. i wish my dad was here. i wish i wasn’t so paranoid. i wish there weren’t clothes on my bed so i could lay down. i just want to sleep all day tomorrow.
i don’t wanna go back...
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kid : how did you and daddy meet?
me: i flipped my hair and overwhelmed him!
kid: like in the song?
harry : no. she tricked me into signing a marriage agreement instead of a poster.
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sigh i wish people actually enjoyed talking to me
what kind of world do we live in where you can’t tweet justin bieber without being spammed. a sick world. that’s the kind.
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trohmen:
i try not to say omg after everything but omg
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
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today i saw this boy at the mall and he was literally perfect. like p e r f e c t. and way out of my league l0l. i just thought i’d share.
